Dan lives in Cali??
Cool. Im closer to him than you schmucks! Mwuahaha!
Cool to finally have John come in and burst our bubbles like that. Dissappointing but at least we know what to expect. I wonder why. We will never know what those conversations were like…. so let us SPECULATE!!
John: Oh cmon, Elaine. It’ll be just like old times.
Elaine: Yea, John that’s what I’m afriad of! You had scheduled wardrobe changes every 15 minutes. Every TEN minutes on weekends! That’s why we could never afford to eat!
John: The camera loves me! It’s not my fault.
Elaine: There were never any cameras in the studio! You brung in a wardrobe girl that we had to pay! 50% of our budget went into your f*(&^ing clothes.
John: What does that have to do with a reunion?
Elaine: I don’t want to work with you guys ever again. I wasted 5 years of my life in a van with you sweaty apes!
John: But—
Elaine: For the last time quit calling me!